Betal!

***Nille*** · 08-06-08, 17:32

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag '

Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no,' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, '$20, or off it comes.''
Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'

Well,' says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'

raptor · 08-06-08, 17:43

Hi, hi!Smart gammel dame med forretningssans!

matvraket · 08-06-08, 19:09

den var god!!!

JenJen · 09-06-08, 00:43

Brimstone · 09-06-08, 06:34

Håper han ikke kikka i den andre posen da

Hyper · 09-06-08, 08:26

hæhæhæhæh

08-06-08, 17:32	#1
*Nille* Administrator Medlem siden: Feb 2004 Alder: 69 Innlegg: 16.021	Betal! A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag ' Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no,' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, '$20, or off it comes.'' Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?' Well,' says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.' __________________ Life is short ~ break the rules ~ forgive quickly ~ kiss slowly ~ love truly ~ laugh uncontrollably ~and never regret anything that made you smile
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08-06-08, 17:43	#2
raptor Medlem Medlem siden: Apr 2006 Hvor: I Lofoten Innlegg: 256	Sv: Betal ! Hi, hi!Smart gammel dame med forretningssans! __________________
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08-06-08, 19:09	#3
matvraket Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Feb 2008 Hvor: Vestfold Alder: 47 Innlegg: 5.530	Sv: Betal! den var god!!! __________________ min journal:http://forum.lavkarbo.no/showthread.php?t=17487 min blogg: http://forum.lavkarbo.no/blog.php?b=24904
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09-06-08, 00:43	#4
JenJen Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Aug 2007 Alder: 40 Innlegg: 2.608	Sv: Betal! __________________ Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
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09-06-08, 06:34	#5
Brimstone Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Feb 2007 Innlegg: 767	Sv: Betal! Håper han ikke kikka i den andre posen da __________________ *Det er min* legg, og jeg driter når jeg vil!**
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09-06-08, 08:26	#6
Hyper Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Jul 2006 Hvor: Kristiansand Alder: 43 Innlegg: 6.709	Sv: Betal! hæhæhæhæh __________________
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