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Taoism – Shit happens

Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama ding ding

Hinduism – This shit happened before

Islam – If shit happens, take a hostage

Zen – What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism – When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism- Confucias say, “Shit happens”

7th day Adventist – Shit happends on Saturday

Protestantism – Shit wont happen if I Work harder

Catholicism – If shit happens I deserve it

Jehovah’s Witness – Knock, knock, “Shit happens”

Unitarian – What is this shit

Mormon – Shit happens again and again and again…

Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to me?

Rastafarianism – Lets smoke this shit