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http://home.att.net/~scorh/Rainbow1a.gifhttp://home.att.net/~scorh/Rainbow1b.gifhttp://home.att.net/~scorh/Rainbow1a.gif * If I could catch a rainbow, I would do it just for you. And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles, I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair. But let me be what I know best A friend that's always there. * |
Smiling * SMILING is infectious, You catch it like the flu. * When someone SMILED att me today, I started SMILING too. * I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin, * When he SMILED,I realized I'd passed on to him. * I thougt about that SMILE, then realized its worth, * A single SMILE just like mine could travel 'round the earth'. * So if you feel a SMILE begin, don't leave it unprotected. * SMILE like there's no tomorrow and share it unprotected! * LET'S START AN EPIDEMIC QUICK AND GET THE WORLD INFECTED WITH SMILES! * KEEP THE SMILE GOING BY SENDING THIS ON TO A FRIEND. * |
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*smiler* :cool: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ...si dere er smitet da! :stortsmil |
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Sånn er det bare.... har testet litt i dag:) :) :) :) :) :) |
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Så flott da! Det virker! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_217.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_217.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_217.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_217.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_217.gif Ha en fin lørdags kveld alle sammen. |
To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true. To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us. When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again. To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it. To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach. If only we believe. Author unknown |
http://www.aspecialplace.net/images/foruiwish.gif http://www.aspecialplace.net/images/iwish3.gif http://www.aspecialplace.net/images/iwish4.gif http://www.aspecialplace.net/images/iwish5.gif For you, I wish good health For you, I wish happiness and peace of mind For you, I wish success in your personal life and in your career For you, I wish the vanishing of hard feelings among family and friends For you, I wish laughter and joy For you, I wish a strong faith to carry you through the times that are hard For you, I wish food upon your table and clothes upon your back For you, I wish a walk in the forest For you, I wish friendship, honesty, and fidelity with your mate For you, I wish the hug of a child For you, I wish the morning dew and sunlight For you, I wish a bubble bath by candlelight For you, I wish a good cry For you, I wish the songs of a bird and a babbling creek For you, I wish lessons learned so you will not make the same mistakes over and over For you, I wish quiet times shared with the one you love For you, I wish the innocence of youth and the wisdom of maturity For you, I wish the experience of grass beneath your feet For you, I wish joy in simple matters For you, I wish the fragrance of a rose For you, I wish a heart that is at home For you, I wish dancing by moonlight For you, I wish the pleasure of fishing For you, I wish a Mother's love For you, I wish a good nights sleep For you, I wish the laughter of a child For you, I wish memories of days gone by For you, I wish a heart nestled in acceptance of yourself For you, I wish dancing eyes and a ready smile For you, I wish compassion and understanding For you, I wish the appreciation of a hard days work For you, I wish safety at all times For you, I wish insight For you, I wish a spring rain For you, I wish simplicity For you, I wish a day of rest but most of all Author: Marie A. Glossop |
May Angels rest beside your door. May you hear Their voices sing. May you feel Their loving care for you. May you hear Their peace bells ring. May Angels always care for you and not let you trip and fall. May They bear you up on Angel's wings. May They keep you standing tall. May They whisper wisdom in your ear. May They touch you when you need. May They remove from you each trace of fear. May They keep you from feeling greed. May They fill you with their presence. May They always stand besides you and make you ever bold. May They teach you what you need to know about life here and hereafter. May They fill you always with their love and give you the gift of laughter. Author Unknown |
Dette hjørnet ditt er så godt å komme til hvis man trenger noen kloke, oppløftende ord, Marit. Også er du så flink med lay-out og bilder også, slik at hele lese-opplevelsen blir god. Tusen takk for alt påfyll!
Men si meg, når sover du? Nå? Ser du har innlegg halve natta jo....:p Kanskje det er derfor du blir i det romantiske og melankolske hjørnet? :D |
Det var kjempekoselig å stå opp og lese disse koselige innleggene i dag! :klem:
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Takk for oppmuntrig og fine ord Lise og MHM:D
MHM, jo det blir litt lite søvn av og til, men sove det kan jeg gjøre når jeg blir gammel.:) Må ta en del igjen på formiddagen, ja :eek: Men nå er det snart slutt, kurset mitt begynner på mandag, og da må jeg bare opp litt tidligere, Grøss og gru:o. Marit. |
He he så søtt.
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I want you to know that I believe in usand in all the things that have made our love so beautiful and meaningful. I believe in you and in the thoughtful, sensitive,caring person you are. I've come to cherish so many special things about youyour smile, your reassuring touch the way you understand me sometimes better than I understand myself. And I want you to know that I'll always be there for youI'll always believe in us. I love you. |
Irriterende svenske På en kafé sitter en nordmann og spiser frokost, og Ved siden av ham sitter en svenske som tygger tyggegummi. Uoppfordret innleder svensken en samtale: "Spiser dere nordmenn egentlig hele brødet?" Nordmannen lar motvillig frokosten ligge og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis!". Svensken leker med tyggegummien i munnen og sier: "Det gjør vi ikke hos oss, hos oss i Sverige spiser vi kun det innerste av brødet. Brødskorpene blir samlet i en container, bearbeidet og formet til croissanter og solgt til Norge." Nordmannen hører bare så vidt etter. Svensken smiler og spør videre: "Spiser dere også syltetøy til brødet?" Nordmannen svarer lett irritert: "Ja, naturligvis". Mens svensken tygger tyggegummi mellom tennene, sier han: "Ikke hos oss, hos oss i Sverige spiser vi kun frisk frukt til frokost. Skallene og restene blir samlet i en container, bearbeidet til syltetøy og solgt til Norge." Nå er det blitt nordmannens tur til å spørre! "Si meg en ting", spør nordmannen. "Har dere også sex i Sverige?" Svensken smiler og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis har vi sex i Sverige!" Nordmannen lener seg over bordet og spør : "Hva gjør dere med kondomene etter at de er brukt?" "Dem kaster vi da!", svarer svensken. Nå begynner nordmannen virkelig å smile. "Ikke hos oss, hos oss i Norge blir alle brukte kondomer samlet i en container, bearbeidet, smeltet og solgt til Sverige som tyggegummi |
Ekstremt smart datamaskin
En dag hadde Bill så vondt i armen at han sa til kompisen sin, "Jeg har ekstremt vondt i albuen.. Tror du jeg bør besøke en legen?" "Nei, ikke gå til legen.. Besøk heller den nye datamaskinen på apoteket!! Den kan finne ut hva som er galt med deg mye raskere og billigere enn en lege! Bare gi den en skvett av urinen din og legg ved 50 kroner.", sa kompisen ”Jeg har nå ingenting å tape”, tenkte Bill, så han fylte opp et lite glass med urin og gikk til apoteket. Når han kom frem tømte han urinen oppi beholderen ved siden av datamaskinen og puttet på 50 kroner. Datamaskinen begynte å lage mange merkelige lyder, og av og til så kom det også noen ekstremt sterke lysglimt.. Etter en liten stund kom det ut en liten notis med følgende tekst: Du har tennisalbue Hold armen fuktig i varmt vann Unngå tunge løft Du vil være bedre innen 2 uker Sent samme dag, så satt Bill å tenkte over hvilken fantastisk teknologi denne datamaskinen inneholdt og hvordan den kan forandre verden for alltid.. Han lurte også på om det gikk an å lure denne datamaskinen så for å prøve så fant han et glass og tømte litt vann fra springen oppi sammen med litt avføring fra hunden, urin fra konen og urin fra datteren.. Og som om dette ikke var nok så onanerte han og slapp en liten dæsj sæd i glasset. Når han var kommet til datamaskinen tømte han innholdet av glasset i beholderen og puttet på 50 kroner.. Etter en liten stund så kom en liten notis med følgende skrift: Springvannet ditt er forurenset Begynn å kjøp vann på flaske Hunden din har ormer Kjøp vitaminer til den Datteren din går på kokain Få henne på avvenning Konen din er gravid med tvillinger De er ikke dine Skaff en advokat Og hvis du ikke slutter å onanere, så blir tennisalbuen din aldri bedre! Litt på kanten denne, men kjempebra!!!;) |
Synes denne passer bra i disse dager!
Beklager om jeg støter noen. Tredje Verdenskrig George Bush og Tony Blair står i en bar og prater sammen. En gjest kommer bort og spør hva de prater om. "Vi legger planer for 3. verdenskrig", svarer Bush. "Å nei", sier gjesten. "Og hvordan lyder planen?" "Vi tenker på å ta livet av 14 millioner muslimer og en IT-konsulent", sier Bush. Gjesten blir bare stående og måpe. "En...IT-konsulent?" sier han. "Hvorfor det? Hvorfor i all verden skal dere ta livet av en IT-konsulent?" Da klapper George Bush Tony Blair på skulderen og sier, "Hva var det jeg sa? Ingen kommer til å spørre etter muslimene." |
Den var veldig bra!:p Selv om jeg har både for og mot argumenter til den..
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Man lærer av en fireåring
Barnesikre hus finnes ikke. Stemmen til en fireåring er høyere en 200 voksne på en restaurant. Motoren i en takvifte er ikke sterk nok til rotere med en gutt på 21 kg i supermanndrakt hengende i et hundebånd festet i et vifteblad. Motoren på en takvifte er sterk nok til å spre maling på alle fire vegger i et rom som måler 6x6 meter. Baseballer lager merker i taket. Du bør ikke hive baseballer innendørs når takviften er på. En takvifte kan slå en baseball langt. Glasset i et vindu ( ikke engang et dobbelt termopanvindu ) kan ikke stoppe en baseball slått av en takvifte. Når du hører toalettet spyle ned etterfulgt av ordene "Åh åh" er det allerede for sent. Bremsevæske og bensin lager masse røyk. Et forstørrelsesglass kan lage ild selv på en overskyet dag. Hvis du bruker en vannseng som hjemmebase når du har på deg piggsko lekker den ikke. Den eksploderer. En stor vannseng inneholder nok vann til å fylle et hus på 200 kvadratmeter nesten to centimeter dypt. Lego kan passere gjennom fordøyelsessystemet til en fireåring. Duplo kan ikke passere gjennom fordøyelsessystemet til en fireåring. Superlim er for alltid. Uansett hvor mye gelepulver du tømmer i et svømmebasseng kan du fremdeles ikke gå på vannet. Filtrene i svømmebassenget liker ikke gele. Videospillere kan ikke spille av vafler. Søppelposer er dårlige fallskjermer. Småstein i hjulkapslene bråker når du kjører. Du vil egentlig ikke vite hvor den lukten kommer fra... Se alltid inn i ovnen før du slår den på. Plastikkleker og varmeovner er en dårlig kombinasjon. Brannvesenet har minst fem minutters responstid. En sentrifuge i en vaskemaskin kan ikke gjøre meitemark svimmel, men en katt kan bli det. Katter kaster opp sin egen kroppsvekt to ganger når de er svimle. Humor vil hjelpe deg gjennom livet |
http://home.att.net/~scorh3/Remember1.gif http://home.att.net/~scorh3/Remember1.gif http://home.att.net/~scorh3/Remember1.gif Remember When: you were born a daughter. you looked up to your mother. you looked up to your father. you looked up to everyone. you wanted to be a princess. you wanted to own a horse. you wanted your brother to be a horse. you wanted to wear pink. you never wanted to wear pink. you wanted to be a veterinarian. you wanted to be president. you wanted to be the president's veterinarian. you were picked last for the team. you were the best one on the team. you refused to be on the team. you wanted to do well in algebra. you hid during algebra. you wanted boys to notice you. you were afraid the boys would notice you. you started to get acne. you started to get breasts. you started to get acne that was bigger than your breasts. you wouldn't wear a bra. you couldn't wait to wear a bra. you couldn't fit into a bra. you didn't like the way you looked. you didn't like the way your parents looked. you didn't want to grow up. you had your first best friend. you had your first date. you spent hours on the telephone. you got kissed. you got to kiss back. you didn't go to the prom. you went to the prom with the wrong person. you spent hours on the telephone. you fell in love. you fell in love. you fell in love. you lost your best friend. you lost your other best friend. you really fell in love. you became a steady girlfriend. you became a significant other. you became significant to yourself. sooner or later, you start to take yourself seriously. you know when you need a break. you know when you need a rest. you know what to get worked up about, and what to get rid of and you know when it's time to take care of yourself, when it's time to do something that makes you stronger, faster, & more confident. because you know it's never too late to live life and never too late to change one. Author Unknown |
Hvilket kjønn er datamaskinen En fransklærer fortalte klassen at i motsetning til engelsk, har alle franske ord et kjønn, enten hankjønn eller hunkjønn. En av elevene rakk opp hånden…
Læreren var i tvil, så hun delte klassen i to grupper, den ene bestående av guttene, og den andre av jentene, for å få dem til å gi 4 grunner hver for hvilket kjønn en datamaskin burde ha. Jentene er enige om at datamaskiner må være hankjønn. Årsakene er klare :
Guttene har den motsatte oppfatningen. De mener datamaskinen er hunkjønn :
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Lise og katten Lise hadde en skjønn, gammel hannkatt, og den stelte og dullet hun med ved enhver anledning. Hun elsket den over alt på denne jord. St.Peter syntes dette var slikt et rørende tegn på omsorg at han dro på besøk til Lise.
Lise tenkte seg om et øyeblikk
Etter noen få øyeblikk sto den kjekkeste mannen du kan forestille deg foran henne. Lise ble stående helt stum av beundring. Da bøyde mannen seg frem og hvisket til Lise.
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A warm and special welcome to your precious bundle of joy! Sending prayers and special wishes For your baby and you. God showering blessings On this life that is new. Wishing hearts of happiness, Each and every day Shared by family and friends, In your child's own special way. Congratulations on this precious miracle of life! Author: Marie A. Glossop |
I want to love forever. You're still the one I want to wake up with every morning and snuggle with every night, the one I want to share my dreams with, build castles in the air with, the one whose hand I want to hold when I'm afraid, whose shoulder I want to lean on when I need support. You're still the one I want to encourage to make your own dreams come true, the one I want to comfort when you need a source of strength the one I want to hold close always. You're still the one the only one, I want to love forever. author Renee Duvall |
'Twas there I met a special friend Who stole away my heart There is a place within my heart Where memories of you lie. A place I visit from time to time; A place that shall never die. A place that no one knows about Except for a very few. A place that I have set aside Especially for you. I go to this place whenever I feel Lonely when we're apart. I go to this place whenever I need You to touch my heart. You shall always be in this place; No one could fill your shoes. No one else could take your place, For I give my heart to you. Yes, I give you my heart Sharing love each day, from the very start. For when I visit that special room. Where my heart sometimes does stay. And find you there. I wonder where, You've been before today. I thought Of you today, And in my heart you'll always stay. And may you never love in vain. And in my heart you will remain. It's sharing everyday affairs, With someone who understands and cares. Happiness can't be defined, It's a certain mood, a state of mind. Cause you`ll always be in my heart. |
Den med ...
...datamaskinene var så morsom at jeg mått le høyt http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif
Kopierer den og sender til et par venner jeg. OK? |
To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true. To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us. When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again. To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it. To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach. If only we believe. Author unknown |
CAN LOVE YOU LIKE THAT I feel deep in my heart and soul, That you and I were meant to be. Life has it's own way of bringing Two people together, & I believe That is what happened, with you & me. Destiny brought us together, To share in such a beautiful love. A love more great than I have ever Before known,that truly is a precious Gift to me, from the Lord above. Every word that is spoken, I feel so deeply in my heart. Your words remain within me always, Warms my heart and my soul. Every touch that I have felt, Has let me know just how much you Have cared. I remember every tender Moment we have spent together, and Everything beautiful, we have shared. |
My Love Never Fades You touch my soul You are there in every way As I lay here next to you My eyes gaze upon you Fingers run over your lips You Are My Everything Tender Sweet nothings Blowing in my ear I found a true love That sets me on fire I love you in every way Bringing us together forever Never to part, forever linked As my love will never fade A devine love that took us Deeper, melding us as one When mornings seem Like everything is so good Waking up to your smile Rolling over on my side Starts my day on a bright note Putting a spark in my walk As my love will never fade. http://home.att.net/~scorh/Baby1n1.gifhttp://home.att.net/~scorh/Baby1n2.gifhttp://home.att.net/~scorh/Baby1n3.gif Klem Marit. |
LOVE IS Love is the best thing in the world ... And the thing that lives longest. Love is something to share with a wonderful person, And once it's there, you've got to make it last. Love isn't something to be taken for granted ... It's something to be nurtured, And cared for and caressed. Love can last forever ... If you want it to. Love isn't tough and tentative ... It's wonderful and gentle and tender. Love is mysterious ... But it asks that you keep no secrets. Love is blind ... But it asks that you see how happy it can make you. Love is more like a flower than a tree ... The wrong things can hurt it so easily. But the right things can make it more beautiful Than anything else your life has ever know. Love is something to be treated As the best of blessings ... And as your own little miracle That will keep coming true ... As long as you want it to. ~ Author Unknown ~ |
20 Good Things To Say About You! 1. You listen to me and sit by me thru good and bad! 2. I can be myself, with you! 3. God made you special, cause you are unique in your own way! 4. You seem to care alot! 5. Love me for who I am! 6. You read my emails and then respond back when others wouldn`t have! 7. You make me smile even when things are tough! 8. When I mess up, you are ready to forgive me! 9. Say the nicest things to me! 10. Your hugs go a long ways online or offline! 11. When I cry you cry with me! 12. You share in my life circumstances! 13. Every thought that comes from you has been good towards me! 14. You speak from your heart! 15. You think about me every day! 16. Your presence and friendship fills my every day need! 17. You are very cute when you are angry, :-) 18. Online you send me the best cards cause you care! 19. You inspire me to keep going on! 20. You don`t care how I look, I can look anyway I want! |
You are the Love of my life. Brought Together as one. You fill my life up with Unmeasurable Love. My heart tell me you were, The one from day one. When I wake up next to you, A reaasuring smile crosses my lips. Your touch brings goose bumps. With trusting eyes I lean against Your chest, feeling secure & A Love that last forever. Never stop holding me, loving me & Or looking into my eyes. Your embrace holds my heart together. Finding peace in my soul, Knowing I found that special person. You are my guiding star, My everything, That completes my life. |
Let's Make Love Tonight Baby I've been drifting away And dreaming all day Of holding you; touching you The only thing I wanna do is be with you As close to you as I can be Let's make love All night long Until all your strenght is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanthing you, needing you I'm so in love with you Loock into my eyes Let's get lost tonight In each other Let's make love All night long Untill all our strenght is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love To my love Olav ~Song by Faith Hill & Tim McGrav~ |
My love for you it will be forever I promised you to work out the problems together If you ever needs me I'll give it my all And work out the troubles be they big or small. http://lightoflove.net/ifolder/loveorrosesicon.jpg I'll hold you when you`re down And from your face I'll take your frown I only wish to make you see I'll give you nothing but honesty http://lightoflove.net/ifolder/loveorrosesicon.jpg My goal in life is to make you smile And as for that I'd walk more than a mile If you ever needs anything all you need do is ask Because I feel that's an easy task. http://lightoflove.net/ifolder/loveorrosesicon.jpg I really do love you so There is nowhere I wouldn't go I'd cross deserts and mountains and even the sea Because with you is where I should be When I'm with you there's nothing to say Except I promise to love you each & every day Nothing could be more important to do Than just being there for you. Miss you vennen min. |
Don't Look Back As you travel through life there are always those times when decisions just have to be made when the choices are hard, and solutions seem scarce and the rain seems to soak your parade! * There are some situations where all you can do is to simply let go and move on gather courage together and choose a direction that carries you toward a new dawn. * So pack up your troubles and take a step forward the process of change can be tough but think about all the excitement ahead if you can be stalwart enough! There could be adventures you never imagined just waiting around the next bend and wishes and dreams just about to come true in ways you can't yet comprehend! * Perhaps you'll find friendships that spring from new interests as you challenge your status quo and learn there are so many options in life, and so many ways you can grow! * Perhaps you'll go places you never expected and see things that you've never seen or travel to fabulous, faraway worlds and wonderful spots in between! * Perhaps you'll find warmth and affection and caring, a "somebody special" who's there to help you stay centered and listen with interest to stories and feelings you share. Perhaps you'll find comfort in knowing your friends are * supportive of all that you do and believe that whatever decisions you make, they'll be the right choices for you! So keep putting one foot in front of the other and taking your life day by day. * There's a brighter tomorrow that's just down the road. Don't look back, you're not going that way! |
:hylgrine: Sant nok, men det er til å grine av, så godt sagt er det.
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Sitat:
Bare for å gjøre oss nysgjerrige eller? Fortell, fortell, om hvem du er - i introduksjons-forumet. (Men du så veldig skummel og fryktinngytende ut...) |
Jorden Jorden menneskenes jord bortenfor månens rosa univers slynget ut i rommet, blott ett gnistrende støvkorn i evigheten: så liten, så stille, så arm på betydning. Hører du livet det myldrende, sterke, fortvilte livet det løfterike, oppgitte, leende livet på jorden? Her strekker seg skogene ubendig grønskende, fulle av duft, her stiger fuglenes lokkerop og flokkes dyra ved kulpene, her brenner sola ødeleggende het eller kjærtegner åkrene til fruktbarhet her styrter regnet seg hamrende hardt mot rennende leire, her stormer havene, her gløder blomstene, her står den sykliske striden om livsrom og her er mennesket! Menneskers jord bortenfor månens rosa univers gledens jord og sorgens fellesskapets jord og ensomhetens menneskets jord: her bor du, her lever du, her sliter du og lider, her bærer du all din tause lengsel, her er ditt hjem, du menneske- du barn som ble født til å leve på jorden. |
Takk for alle de gode "påfyllene" av fine ord du gir oss, Marit.
Tenker på deg....:klem: |
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